Christmas Really
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- It's Christmas again.
- Christmas is making a comeback this Christmas. Really!
- Have you already got you web definitions for Christmas?
- Do you know how Christmas started?
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- It started with a kiss.
- A Kiss That Killed The One We Love.
- What Kind of Kisser Are You?
- And How much is a Kiss worth?
- Is it worth 20 centuries of damnation?
- Is it worth five years in jail?
- A Jail That Takes No Prisoners?
- That looks like hell?
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- So what is Christmas, really?
- Christmas is your birthday, if you are the Lord.
- If you are not, then why are you not working with us?
- Your work is our maintenance.
- Be Proud of Your Work!
- Be proud of your product!
- Your Product Is Our Product.
- Your product stinks, but what matters is how smart you are.
- What Matters Is Profit ...
- A thirsty customer is good for profit.
- A hungry customer is an angry customer.
- Anger will kill you.
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- In Christmas, you should celebrate.
- Celebrate and reflect.
- Reflect, and look ahead.
- Look ahead with confidence.
- Confidence and Security Building Measures.
- Measures That Could Save Your Life.
- The life you spend in limbo.
- In darkness.
- In distrust.
- In pain, fear, paranoia, delusion obsession, psychosis, sorrow, grief, distress, desolation, wretchedness.
- Christmas is about via dolorosa.
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- Now, what was Christmas again?
- Christmas Is a Time for Love and Fun.
- A time for music.
- A Time for Choosing.
- Choosing Between File Systems.
- Between A Static Or Dynamic Website.
- Between Sunglasses and Gourmet Foods ...
- Gourmet Foods are like you.
- You are like me.
- Therefore you want to clean the sensor of your camera.
- What Else Do You Want To Clean?
- You want to clean up your files.
- The files that could possibly be causing your problem.
- Your trouble, worry, complication.
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- During Christmas you should monetize.
- Monetizing is becoming increasingly popular.
- Monetize your Roof.
- Monetize your Mother.
- Monetizing could be a long and winding road.
- A Road to Serfdom.
- A Road to Nowhere.
- Nowhere is a good place to start thinking.
- To start thinking how to sell more.
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- Are you paranoid at Christmas?
- Paranoid about your finances?
- Paranoid about someone watching your every move?
- About getting old?
- What are You Old Enough to do?
- Go to war? ...Work? ...Have sex? ...Vote?
- Are You Paranoid Enough?
- Paranoia could save your career.
- A challenging and fulfiling career.
- Fulfiling and enjoyable.
- Enjoyable but flawed.
- Flawed and Deceptive.
- For entrepreneurs, paranoia might be wise.
- Wise and Otherwise.
- Paranoia gives hints about Paranoia and insanity.
- Insanity and Genius.
- Genius and Greatness.
- Greatness and Decline.
- Decline and Old Age.
- Old age and retirement.
- Retirement and pension.
- Pension and Investment.
- Are you paranoid about your investment?
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- Let Christmas come alive.
- Alive on your PC desktop.
- Let Christmas transform you.
- Transform you into a sexy superstar.
- A Star That's All Awhirl, as sexy as high-tech gene-based solutions.
- Solutions That Might Not Cover Long-Term Care.
- Let Christmas shopping begin, now that Halloween is over.
- Let Christmas ruin your budget this year!
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- FAQ (FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS)
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- How do you feel about Christmas?
- Christmas Sucks. I collapsed in the hallway and cried for hours. She sat and watched TV. Merry Fucking Christmas, you bitch.
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- What is Christmas about?
- I feel that Christmas really is about a lot more than the presents. Really!
- But I feel that Christmas is very stressful for me now because I can't get all the gifts I want to share with others.
- Like gloves or a mouse pad.
- Like a bride at a department store.
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- What about your Christmas present?
- It might be stolen or ruined by flooding.
- Or lost, wasted, damaged.
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- Why do you love Christmas?
- There are endless supplies of chocolate and good films on the telly.
- Families That Eat Together.
- Excitement of Santa Claus.
- I love Christmas because it's the celebration of the birth of my only son, Jesus the Christ.
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- What do you think of Santa Claus?
- The nice thing about him is he is not out to hurt you. The bad thing is that he smokes.
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- How will Christmas be in Germany this year?
- The German people faces the hardest, most severe Christmas in its history.
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- Why do you spend Christmas abroad?
- Spending the season far from home is a challenge that I take, along with other colon cleansing herbs ...
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- As soldiers abroad, how will you and your men spend Christmas?
- Many a chap will sleep with a woman for the price of not clothes or jewels, but one single tin of corn beef.
- Corn beef is a sexual attractant, an aphrodisiac.
- I cannot eat corn beef anymore and it tastes like cheap dog food, you bitch.
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