Have you already checked out This War?

This War is your chance. Really.

This War is your baby.

This War is your blessing. Ask for more!

 

This War Is Different.

This War Is The Big One.

The big one since the latest war.

The big one despite some silly design flaws.

The big one since it was cheaper. The cost of This War is peanuts.

 

This War is about something transcendent.

Transcendent until one can come down and be wide awake in the world of particularities.

This War is about a bigger picture.

A bigger picture of a man crawling out of a small cave entrance.

 

This War is about good versus evil.

Evil versus God.

God versus Religion.

Religion versus Liberty.

Liberty versus Justice.

Justice versus Peace.

This War is Unwinnable.

Unwinnable unless we specifically instruct you otherwise.

 

This War is about a New World Order.

A new order is good news.

Good News unless otherwise specified.

 

This War is about making the world safe.

Safe unless you are allergic.

Unless you have ulcers.

Unless you have cuts or sores on your lips.

Safe unless you never open your email.

Safe unless you work at a brothel.

Safe despite your incurable cancer.

 

This War is about geo-politics.

What is geopolitics about?

Geopolitics is about Mortality.

Handle mortality as it occurs, and you'll be safe.

 

This War is about stability.

Be as stable as your awareness of what it's really about.

This War is about Empire.

Empire is about more than just telling a good story.

 

This War is about an attack on democracy.

Democracy is about your job and your children's education.

Education is about your own willingness to learn.

Learning is about your IQ.

Your IQ is about your shoe size.

 

This War Is Treason.

Treason to the audience.

The audience desires a better war.

A better war idea.

A better war should be available soon.

 

This War is about gaining military power.

Power which is used to woo females.

Females who reproduce asexually.

 

This War is about political gain and profiteering.

Profiteering but with the objective of earning a fixed income.

Political gain, but for personal wealth.

Personal wealth can have an aphrodisiac effect upon women.

This War is also about sex.

 

This War is about power and I feel really sorry for those who think differently.

I feel really sorry for the patients.

For the cows.

I feel really sorry for my daughter because she's Capricorn.

I feel really sorry for having wasted 17 years.

I feel really sorry for how I treat my spouse or my children.

I feel really sorry for having to touch women's private parts all day.

I feel really sorry for the trained assassin who has no place to go.

I feel really sorry for the poor bastard.

I feel really sorry for how I've made you feel. Really.

 

Is This War About Oil?

This War is about oil, but not just about oil.

Is This War about oil and natural gas?

Not just.

Is This War about control of oil, drugs and arms sales?

Not just.

Is This War about the currency used to trade oil?

Not just.

 

This War is about what has happened.

About something else.

This War is about matters much larger.

About so many things.

This War is about so many objectives.

About So Much More.

 

This War is about people.

This War is about very mean people.

So mean that they become worse than snakes or venomous insects.

So mean that they would practically eat you up alive.

So mean that they'd torch a homeless person purely for fun.

So mean that they want to keep every contract to themselves.

So mean that they were even avoided by the police.

So mean that they force you to play football in the mud.

So mean that they did not even leave my son's money box alone.

 

This War is about coming gracefully into the 21st century.

About coming home in a box.

About coming to terms with oneself.

Coming to terms with Sexually Transmitted Disease.

That is what This War is about.

 

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT "THIS WAR"

 

So is this war?

What is This War thing anyway?

Is this war?

Is This War a war?

What does This War mean?

But what does This War really mean? Really!

Are You Ready for This War?

So, when does This War take place?

How much fun is This War?

 

So what is This War about?

So what is This War about again?

What Is This War About?

What is This War really about? Really!

What, then, is This War about?

What is This War all about?

What Is This War Really About Anyway?

Exactly what is This War?

And what is This War for?

Then what is This War for?

 

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Why is This War about to begin?

Why is This War going to be fought?

Why is This War being fought?

What is This War being fought for?

What the hell is This War's codename?

Why is This War being fought and what is the cost?

Against who, what, why and exactly where is This War being fought?

Is This War going to be fought in foreign lands or will it be fought here?

Against whom precisely is This War to be waged?

Exactly Whom Is This War Against?

Whose war is This War?

Whose soil is This War being fought on?

In Whose Interest Is This War?

In whose name is This War waged?

Why is This War different?

How is This War the same as all the other wars of recent years?

 

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Is This War wise?

Is This War good?

Is This War really right?

Is This War wrong?

Is This War moral?

Is This War immoral?

Is This War correct?

Is This War justified?

How is This War justified?

Is This War more or less justified than previous wars?

Is This War a simple crime against peace?

 

Is This War legal?

Is This War illegal?

Is This War inevitable?

Is This War necessary?

Is This War absolutely necessary?

Is This War being waged as a last resort?

Is This War Worth?

Is This War worth your child's death?

Is This War worth the lives of our sons and daughters?

 

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Is This War a profitable war?

Is This War affordable?

How much does This War cost per gallon?

What Will This War Cost?

 

Is This War winnable?

How is This War to be won?

Are You Sure This War is Working?

How well is This War going and what are the prospects for success?

 

Is This War a religious war?

Is This War considered a sin?

God, what is This War doing to my parents?

 

Why is This War dangerous?

Why is This War ridiculous?

Who were the invaders?

Why is This War such a surprise to you?

How interesting is This War, for those of us who know little and care little about it?

 

What good does This War do?

What does This War do to them?

Does This War Make Me Look Fat?

Does This War make my ass look too big?

Does This War mean the end of times are coming soon?

Does This War bug you?

Does This War stress you?

 

When is This War going to end?

Will This War Ever End?

Why is This War dragging on?

Is This War over?